Club XXX! I mean, I’ve been in the porn industry for a lot longer than most people, and I remember the good old days when I had to have special rooms with shelves full of smut for my collection. Yes, it was amazing to browse through my collection as though I were in a twisted version of the Alexandrian Library, but there are serious concerns associated with having such a large physical collection of porn.
Did you hear, for instance, of the man who died tragically when a massive mound of porn magazines collapsed on top of him in Japan? He had accumulated a tangible collection of pornography that weighed over six tonnes. Peace be with you, brother. Everyone wants to go out looking like fools, but not in this way!